i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
