he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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