i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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