It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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