this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs