Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Let's get the cat blown out
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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