Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Randomize
