I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so that wasnt chicken after all
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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