just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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