i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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