Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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