he puts the penis in happiness.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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