Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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