Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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