Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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