Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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