brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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