The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Are we still banned from the library?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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