if you like me you must not know who I am
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
