So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
