I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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