So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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