i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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