And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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