Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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