I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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