She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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