I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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