GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Randomize