So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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