it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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