oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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