How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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