So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
