Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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