So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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