Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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