Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Can I color on your dick again?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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