But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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