idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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