so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How external is "for external use only"?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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