I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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