All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
How does one acquire holy water?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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