i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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