I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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