I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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