Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
