I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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