Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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