Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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