I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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