Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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