so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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