And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
